inner.verbal.assault

Tuesday, June 15, 2004


i've just got off the telly.

and boy am i hungry.

and bothered......

i just watched Forever Summer with Nigella. Nigella Lawson, that is. man, that woman shouldn't be allowed on lunchtime television. no, no...... she shouldn't be on television at all. i mean, how are we, the hungry kitchen-stupid audience, supposed to concentrate on how to prepare simple ricotta pancakes when the woman actually looks MORE delicious (with her curvy figure and her voluptuous... ) than her ingredients or the main course?

she is the real main course, by the way. damn producers.

but just like all things big and small created by God, Nigella has her little imperfections to remind her that she is not the goddess she coined herself to be.

she has this little...... "thing" about her that, frankly, is starting to get on my tits. i noticed she loves alot of things. and you'd be surprised just how many times she uses that word in her half-an-hour shows......


"i just LOVE the distinct flavour of the strawberry sorbet when it melts in your mouth..."

"i just LOVE the way the vanilla cream just blends in perfectly with the richness of the coffee truffle..."

"i just LOVE the shape of the bowl and how it compliments the whole outlook of the dish..."

"i just LOVE The.Bedroom.Show... i'm a really big fan of the site. and i just LOVE the.boy.with.the.bedroom.hair as well... he's just so LOVEly... is he seeing anyone?"



and the list goes on and on......

and she's got this thing about using the seasons and nature as part of her descriptives. summer here, spring there, breeze here, clouds there...... enough already. she speaks with such a defined accent sometimes i can't even take it. it gets just too much after a while. she's prim and proper, though she has to set an fine example as she is a mother of two. a proud one at that. but please. too much a good thing can really spoil the whole lot, mate. i wonder how her friends can stand her upper-class flair. i wonder how the camera crew deal with her as well......

but then again......

......i must be one hell of a sucker for her to remember all this.



which i am, by the way.



'cos i just LOVE Nigella Lawson......



bedroom*hair @ 12:21 pm


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