Friday, October 29, 2004

it is slightly past 4a.m. now and in 6 hours time i have an unnerving job interview with my mother's boss. yes i will be working in her office. no i will not be working as a librarian. apparently there is a great need to discard the backdated catalogues of books, records and archives and a whole lot of data entry as well. i offered myself to be a part of this mundane and unbelievably boring job circle due to the shortage of personal funding and the sudden rise in additions to the wardrobe wish list.

one of the things i had to amend immediately apart from my ridiculous sleeping habit was the current state of my hair. and you know just how anal i can get when it comes to this. i just had a trim exactly one week ago. but since my mum's reputation is at stake i now have a naked neck and a much shorter fringe. i look like jiMcarreY in Dumb&Dumber.

no wait.

i look more like his replacement in Dumb&DumberER.

needless to say my barber abanGpiT nearly threw a fit when he saw me walk right into his shop. he nearly turned me away last week when i wanted my first trim. told me my hair was at its peak and i should keep my money and come back a few weeks later. abanGpiT wasn't lazy. he really liked the hair as it was. now what we have here is a man of substance. one that deserves a medal for his stand on true art above financial gain. any other scissorhand barber fucker would have been glad to add another $9 to their cash till from the same customer in the same week. so you can only imagine the flames of fury in his eyes when he stopped shaving uncLEravI's sideburns. uncLEravI is the neighbourhood prata man, by the way.

i just stood there and flashed my dimples.


bedroom*hair @ 5:02 am

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