it's amazing what goes into the newspapers nowadays. you'd probably think there isn't anything else to read about other than the party that's going on in Iraq, but may i just wake you up a little.
part of my designation at work requires me to search the news for all things relevant under certain issues and archive them as part of research and editorial use. hence the birth of my reporter/researcher alter-ego. but in true slacker spirit i will inevitably, more often than not, stray away from the current task at hand and will somehow end up looking at irrelevant pages with catchy layouts and visually-stimulating images. full-spread Triumph lingerie advertisements being one of them, naturally.
but trust me. apart from veluptous full-bodied women blessed with killer curves and godsent rumps there are lots of other stuff you'd love to know.
it's all in their right places but somehow i am that much terror than you to have discovered them first.
therefore, because i deal with useless-but-confidential information almost everyday now, i take it upon myself to bring you the latest and greatest from around the planet. and so from today onwards there will be another segment to keep up with besides The Amazing Adventures of Fai the Pseudo-Eskimo Office Boy.
i shall call it From the Fantastic Archives of Fai the Pseudo-Eskimo Researcher.
(there is no charge whatsoever but, if you must insist, i do accept private donations/personal appraisals/gifts of gratitude for making you ignorant mongrels a tad bit wiser.)
lookie wot i found.
FROM THE FANTASTIC ARCHIVES OF FAI THE PSEUDO-ESKIMO RESEARCHER!
Sensational News #1:
Salesman Jailed For Kicking Customer
"A household accessories salesman turned violent against a customer who had complained about not getting the item he had ordered.
Growing agitated after Mr Ricky Yeo asked to see his boss, salesman Lim Chong Yew kicked his customer in the thigh and also threatened him with two shower heads.
Yesterday, Lim, 32, was jailed for six weeks for criminal intimidation and causing hurt."
~ Pg. H3, The Straits Times, Thursday, November 25th 2004.
shower heads lah, fuck.
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