Episode #1: "Face-Off"
any afternoon at the office wouldn't be complete without a visit to the loo after lunch.
so after a good crap session i headed out of the male toilet only to find the evil grumpY*toileT*ladY staring dead-on at me. bucket of soap at her feet, mop in hand. i am not exactly sure if she was born the devil's spawn or crossed over to the Dark Side shortly after our first meeting, but it was with great malice that she uttered words of doom that not only made me quiver just a bit, but also shredded my manhood at the same time.
"Did you flush?", she said softly under her breath, eyes looking down on the tiled floor, holding the top of her sacred mop. she looked like a right chinese female warrior with her stance like that.
i swear i wanted to cry. for all my 23-years-old oozing machisimo's worth, i was virtually reduced to a 9 year-old. i stopped in my tracks and disgust soon overcame my senses at having heard such an absurd question.
"Err, ya lah. why?", i replied.
"But Auntie never hear water leh~"
"I did. You're outside what. How to hear?"
and with such venomous intonation that spewed sarcasm across the surrounding air molecules, she said, "Nebermind, nebermind.... auntie old whaaat.... cannot hear thingsss.... nebermind lorrr~.... if dirty auntie can wash AGAIN whaaat.... old people work so hard nobody care~~~.... "
[ due to strict internet laws, profanities has been deleted from this space to prevent legal action being taken against this website and its administrator. ]
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